I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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