plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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