This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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