You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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