..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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