Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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