Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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