My first STD was from a foam party
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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