Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Lo siento on account of my penis...