he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.