Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD