butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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