ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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