Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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