I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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