I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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