He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
operation harelip BJ is a go
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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I'm getting married
To pizza
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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