did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
My life is pants optional.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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