WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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