im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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