I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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