I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Randomize
