was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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