i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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