I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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