It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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