Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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