forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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