I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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