they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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