hell yes lets make some ravioli
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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