Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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