Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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