Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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