Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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