You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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