i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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