margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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