It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I touched a dick in church today
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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