yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?