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How did you manage that?

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Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis

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lol... jersey girls rock

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(203): How did you manage that? (860): Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis (203): lol... jersey girls rock http://tfl.nu/qjnw

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mmm whisky

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reminds me of losing my job

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(402): mmm whisky (402): reminds me of losing my job http://tfl.nu/6ugp

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I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me

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(925): I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me http://tfl.nu/miwp

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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year

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(702): You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year http://tfl.nu/juhc

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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.

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(901): Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives. http://tfl.nu/lbn9

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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.

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(208): aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it. http://tfl.nu/sbum

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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do

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(802): I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do http://tfl.nu/o1hg

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you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.

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i told you we never speak of that again

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(718): you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something. (917): i told you we never speak of that again http://tfl.nu/ijex

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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.

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(608): I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina. http://tfl.nu/zhac

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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!

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(415): And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?! http://tfl.nu/ikec

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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.

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(804): I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success. http://tfl.nu/kq4s

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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.

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(724): So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress. http://tfl.nu/pksn

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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.

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(308): Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick. http://tfl.nu/8mtk

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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.

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(714): Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas. http://tfl.nu/rvqb

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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.

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(519): There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause. http://tfl.nu/1uor

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