Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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