Duck Duck Cougar?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
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