I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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