There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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