so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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