omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize