awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Sext me about skeletons
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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