Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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