the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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