I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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