I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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