She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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