Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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