i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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