Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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