i jhust puked up my retainher.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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