now i know why i became what i already was.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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