Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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