If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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